Nota Bene: Sandra Bullock is ready to move on with her life. The Oscar winner reveals adoption plans as a single mom while filing for divorce from scummy hubby, Jesse James. People
The Hills’ Heidi Montag admits that her plastic features offer limited range. This means eating anything with a bun can be tricky. Behold! Barbie tries to eat a hamburger. New York Daily News
Only one designer made the cut for this year’s Time 100. Guess who? Hint: His SpongeBob tattoo probably won him brownie points with voters. HuffPo
Former First Lady Laura Bush talks fatal car crashes, possible poisonings, and Nancy Pelosi in her new memoir, Spoken From the Heart. New York Times
The ever-demure Courtney Love quits talking about Robert Pattinson, decides to discuss sexual relationship with Gavin Rossdale instead. We’re waiting to hear what Gwen Stefani has to say about it all. Celebitchy
