Brooklyn Beckham’s Mom Thinks His Hair Looks Like Dennis the Menace’s ‘Do
Posh Spice herself Victoria Beckham is seemingly less than thrilled with son Brooklyn Beckham’s decidedly un-posh ‘do — and, apparently, the 18-year-old’s girlfriend, Chloë Grace Moretz, is to blame for the look.
Beckham posted an Instagram of her son’s shaggy locks on Thursday. “@brooklynbeckham X That hair!!! @chloegmoretz what have u done!! ??? kisses x,” she captioned the photo, tagging Brooklyn’s on-again girlfriend. In the post, a photo of Brooklyn, his hair sticking out at every angle, is side-by-side with one of the British Dennis the Menace, from the comic strip Dennis the Menace and Gnasher — who is totally unrelated to the blonde, American Dennis the Menace. (In case you forgot, the Beckhams are a British power family.)
And worry not: According to People, Moretz responded to her famous boyfriend’s famous mom’s post with a “Hahahah ohhhhh my god” in the comments, so there’s no bad blood between the ladies.
Brooklyn is currently taking some time away from the spotlight to focus on his budding photography career, attend college at NYU, and, of course, dote on Moretz. The young pair have been very busy rocking coordinated denim outfits and stealing clothes from their loved ones. Apparently, Brooklyn nicks items from his dad’s wardrobe, and then Chloë takes things from Brooklyn. “I give him good facial products and I take his jackets. So I give him a good facial regimen and I get to wear the jackets,” Moretz recently told PeopleStyle. Aww. The fifth love language: swapping facial products for outerwear.
11 Celebrity Couples We’d Like To See Get Back Together By Christmas
Let’s start with one that may already be in the works. If some very suspect social media flirting is to be believed, Jenny Slate and Chris Evans may have already gotten back together following their split earlier this year.
Listen, we know Drake still pines over Rihanna. It is time for the bad gal to settle down and welcome him into her life with open arms.
Jennifer Lawrence broke it off with director boyfriend Darren Aronofsky just before Thanksgiving, so now is the perfect time to reconnect with ex-boyfriend Nicholas Hoult. Their cinematic collaboration in the X-Men films was better received than mother!, at least.
Robert Pattinson’s most notorious relationship may have been with Kristen Stewart, but by far his coolest was with FKA Twigs. The two need to reconcile if only for the future R.Patz-starring indie film, soundtracked by Twigs.
Cara Delevingne may still be credited with background vocals on St. Vincent’s latest album, but surely there is still plenty of collaborations to be had between them, especially if Delevingne wants to expand her model-actress title into a true triple threat.
Earlier this year, Nicole Kidman revealed that years ago she and Lenny Kravitz, father of her Big Little Lies co-star Zoe Kravitz, had once been engaged. This needs to become a reality, if only for the real-life Celeste-Bonnie mother-daughter fan fiction. (No offense to Keith Urban.)
At least year’s Art Basel Miami Beach, Madonna offered to remarry Sean Penn for $150,000, which would go to her charity Raising Malawi, if he bid that amount on a necklace up for grabs. Penn didn’t bite, but maybe it is time to pitch in to a Kickstarter for the cause. Hey, it’s for charity.
Tom Green and Drew Barrymore were the lovable, goofy couple of the early Aughts—a fun-loving, drama-free pair that the would could certainly use these days.
Emo is back in style, and there is no greater poster child of true, angsty love than Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson. Simpson may be enjoying her new status as Diana Ross’s daughter-in-law, but can Evan Ross really pen a love lyric quite like Fall Out Boy?
Gisele Bündchen and Tom Brady may be the golden couple of the NFL, but back in the day, Gisele was meant to be with another golden boy: Leonardo Dicaprio. Just imagine how much more stylish environmental conventions would be with Bündchen around.
Justin TImberlake may be happily married to Jessica Biel, and Britney Spears happily invested in her new career as a painter, but truly, there was no greater couple at the turn of the Millennium than these two. Justin, bring the romance back. And ‘Nsync, while you’re at it.
