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Nicole Kidman Flawlessly Clapped Back at Giada De Laurentiis on The Ellen DeGeneres Show

“I know you’re not supposed to criticize but…”

by Zoe Weiner

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What do you get when you mix one TV chef and one Oscar-winning actress in a cooking segment on a daytime talk show? Undeniable proof that Nicole Kidman is the Australian queen of the side-eye—and perhaps the most awkward six minutes in recent TV history.

Big Little Lies star Kidman and famed Food Network chef Giada De Laurentiis appeared on Tuesday’s episode of The Ellen DeGeneres Show and took part in a segment in which De Laurentiis taught the actress and host how to cook a few of her favorite Italian specialties.

Things got off to a rough start as the three women started to roll arancini balls out of leftover risotto. De Laurentiis asked Kidman, “Nicole, have you ever made meatballs or anything?” seemingly implying that she couldn’t cook. In classy Kidman fashion, though, the question was met with an eyebrow raise but otherwise ignored.

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In 1990’s Days of Thunder, Kidman’s first role opposite soon-to-be husband Tom Cruise, she plays Dr. Claire Lewicki, a doctor charged with nursing Cruise’s NASCAR driver character to recovery in the aftermath of a horrific crash. Though a critical flop, Days of Thunder marked Kidman as one to watch — and it still has a cultish fan base nearly three decades later.

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Kidman and Cruise’s second co-starring effort was Far and Away, the Ron Howard period piece about two Irish immigrants in turn-of-the-century America. Another film that was a popular success but a critical non-starter, Far and Away nevertheless found Kidman once again utterly transformed into the Irish émigré Shannon Christie.

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Arguably Kidman’s most important role to date came with To Die For, the darkly funny crime comedy about an aspiring television anchor (Kidman, as Suzanne Stone). It earned the actress her first Golden Globe (she had previously been nominated, but lost to Mercedes Ruehl in The Fisher King) and, as a bonus, also features a 17-year-old Casey Affleck in his first role.

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Kidman is luminous in the already overstuffed Batman Forever, which premiered later in 1995 with Val Kilmer as the titular Batman. She plays Batman’s love interest Dr. Chase Meridian, a psychologist — and though Batman Forever was far from Kidman’s most complex or lauded role, it still finds her again transformed, this time into the quintessential damsel in distress (albeit one with a PhD).

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In the last of Kidman’s three roles opposite Tom Cruise, she plays his art curator wife Alice Harford in Stanley Kubrick’s Eyes Wide Shut. It’s an eerie, complicated role, in which Alice deals with her own suspicions and dissatisfactions while Cruise, Dr. William Harford, undertakes a kind of sexual odyssey.

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Kidman was nominated for Best Actress at the 2002 Academy Awards for her starring turn in Moulin Rouge! opposite Ewan McGregor. It turns out, Kidman is also a capable singer in addition to a transcendent actress.

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It’s not just Kidman’s capable acting that sees her so transformed in 2003’s The Hours — the film that earned her her first and only Oscar thus far. It’s also her prosthetic nose that completes her evolution into the writer Virginia Woolf.

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Nowhere is Kidman’s skill better on display than in the minimalist Lars Von Trier masterpiece Dogville, in which Kidman plays a woman on the run from the mob who hides out in the small town of Dogville, Colorado. With a set simply demarcated by lines on the floor, the film makes the most of its all-star cast, with Kidman at the center of it all.

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Adapted from the 1997 novel of the same name, Cold Mountain earned an Oscar not for Kidman, but for supporting actress Renée Zellweger. Nevertheless, Kidman is in top form as a young society woman surviving Civil War-time hardships in the eponymous town of Cold Mountain.

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With The Hours and Cold Mountain behind her, Kidman embarked on an early-’00s period of creative triumph. Two years later, she appeared in an entirely different kind of film, starring as an actual witch — Isabel Bigelow — playing an on-screen witch — Samantha Stephens — in 2005’s Bewitched opposite Will Ferrell. The film itself was widely deemed a failure of an adaptation of the original sitcom — but Kidman was singled out as the movie’s redeeming factor.

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Kidman earned her third Oscar nomination for Rabbit Hole, the 2010 drama co-starring Aaron Eckhart and Dianne Wiest about a couple coping in the aftermath of their child’s death. Rabbit Hole also marked the feature debut of Miles Teller.

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Last year, Kidman found herself back in the awards season conversation as Sue Brierley, the adoptive mother of Saroo Brierley, a young Indian man — played alternately by Dev Patel and Sunny Pawar — searching for his birth family. An extremely ’80s perm is just the start of Kidman’s on-screen transformation.

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Kidman is one part of the all-star cast roped into HBO’s Big Little Lies, the limited series also starring Reese Witherspoon, Shailene Woodley, Zoë Kravitz, and Laura Dern. Kidman plays Celeste, the stay-at-home mom and wife of Alexander Skarsgard, whose picture-perfect marriage and children bely a fraught narrative of domestic abuse.

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Then, after seeing Kidman’s perfect arancini take shape, De Laurentiis announced, “The woman who can’t cook made the perfect ball!”

As it turns out, Kidman has admitted in the past that she’s not a great chef, but the woman can act, sing, dance, produce and even finds times to write short stories in her spare time. Give her a break.

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The tension between the two continued into the focaccia-making portion of the segment, with De Laurentiis yelling at Kidman to use more olive oil. Kidman, who was clearly trying very, very hard to smile through the scolding, managed to serve up some more side-eye in the process. Finally, though, the actress reached her boiling point—it may have been when De Laurentiis called her “honey,” or after the TV chef recommended Kidman “don’t make so many things” in order to be a better cook—when it came time to try the focaccia.

“It’s a little tough,” Kidman deadpanned after taking one painful-looking bite of the food. “I know I’m not supposed to criticize, but…”

“There’s a new season of Food Network Star, which is the only reason I’m here,” responded an exasperated De Laurentiis while quite literally throwing in the dish towel and trying to explain that the meal had been sitting out for five hours and that she hates doing cooking shows.

Meanwhile, Ellen DeGeneres spent most of the segment snacking on the “tough” pizza and trying not to get involved. Cue millions of Americans cringing into their TVs, trying to process what just happened.

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