ANATOMY

Janelle Monáe Practically Gives Birth to Tessa Thompson in Her New “Pynk” Video

Twitter can’t stop freaking out over her so-called “labia pants.”

by Steph Eckardt

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Courtesy of Janelle Monáe

On Tuesday afternoon, Janelle Monáe released “Pynk,” the latest song from her upcoming visual album (which she’s calling an “emotion picture”), Dirty Computer. The song features Grimes and comes complete with a new video, directed by Emma Westenberg, that describes itself as a “brash celebration of creation. self love. sexuality. and pussy power!”

Get a glimpse at simply a still from the video and you’ll see that the above is true. (Along with the rest of the description, repeated in the lyrics: “PYNK is the color that unites us all, for pink is the color found in the deepest and darkest nooks and crannies of humans everywhere… PYNK is where the future is born.”)

Besides the lyrics, though, the visuals provide more than enough evidence: The video starts off with Monáe pulling up in a pastel pink convertible to a “Pynk rest inn” surrounded by pink rock formations. Before long, she and her crew have made a formation themselves, opening and closing their legs to the beat of song.

While two of the group are simply wearing pink leotards, Monáe and four others have notably topped theirs off with billowing pairs of pink pants that undeniably resemble vulvae, leading Twitter to christen them “labia pants.” With all eyes already on the pants, then, when it comes time for the actress Tessa Thompson, Monáe’s partner in crime and apparent love interest throughout the album, to make her obligatory appearance, what better place is there than smack dab in the middle of Monáe’s pants?

If we’re getting anatomically correct here—the accurate term, for example, is vulva pants, but that doesn’t have quite as nice of a ring to it—Thompson is definitely placed in more of a position to be Monáe’s clitoris than her baby, as some have been pointing out on Twitter. (Along with the fact that focusing on vaginas and “pussy power” when advocating female empowerment actually excludes trans women.) Decide for yourself by watching the video above and hearing from some of those already weighing in below.

Related: Janelle Monáe’s Dirty Computer Trailer Is Full of Symbolic Looks You May Have Missed

Janelle Monáe Stars in “Noir Town,” Directed by Jordan Peele

Janelle Monáe wears a Burberry trenchcoat, vest, pants, and tie; Giorgio Armani shirt; Cartier watch; Robert Clergerie shoes. Beauty: Lancôme. Directed by Jordan Peele.

Janelle Monáe wears a Burberry suit; Fabiana Filippi shirt; Cartier watch.

Starring Janelle Monae; Directed by Jordan Peele; Photographs by Collier Schorr; Styled by Sara Moonves;
Starring Janelle Monae; Directed by Jordan Peele; Photographs by Collier Schorr; Styled by Sara Moonves;

Fabiana Filippi shirt; Burberry pants; Turnbull & Asser braces; Cartier watch; Robert Clergerie shoes (throughout). Beauty note: Go for the glow with Lancôme Teint Idole Ultra Custom Highlighting Drops.

Starring Janelle Monae; Directed by Jordan Peele; Photographs by Collier Schorr; Styled by Sara Moonves;

Far left: DSquared2 suit; the Row shirt; Nick Fouquet hat; Boss tie. Near left: Valentino tuxedo and blouse; Brioni tie; Cartier watch.

Starring Janelle Monae; Directed by Jordan Peele; Photographs by Collier Schorr; Styled by Sara Moonves;

Valentino tuxedo and blouse; Brioni tie; Cartier watch.

Starring Janelle Monae; Directed by Jordan Peele; Photographs by Collier Schorr; Styled by Sara Moonves;

Etro jacket and pants; Charvet shirt; Goorin Bros. hat; Perrin Paris gloves.

Starring Janelle Monae; Directed by Jordan Peele; Photographs by Collier Schorr; Styled by Sara Moonves;

Etro jacket and pants; Charvet shirt; Goorin Bros. hat; Perrin Paris gloves.

Starring Janelle Monae; Directed by Jordan Peele; Photographs by Collier Schorr; Styled by Sara Moonves;

Burberry trenchcoat, suit, vest, and tie; Giorgio Armani shirt; Cartier watch.

Starring Janelle Monae; Directed by Jordan Peele; Photographs by Collier Schorr; Styled by Sara Moonves;

Burberry trenchcoat, suit, vest, and tie; Giorgio Armani shirt; Cartier watch.

Starring Janelle Monae; Directed by Jordan Peele; Photographs by Collier Schorr; Styled by Sara Moonves;

Michael Kors Collection jacket and pants; 
Charvet shirt; Oliver Peoples glasses.

Starring Janelle Monae; Directed by Jordan Peele; Photographs by Collier Schorr; Styled by Sara Moonves;

Janelle Monáe wears a Valentino tuxedo and blouse; Brioni tie; Cartier watch; Goyard briefcase.

Starring Janelle Monae; Directed by Jordan Peele; Photographs by Collier Schorr; Styled by Sara Moonves; Hair by Nikki Nelms at Impaq Beauty; makeup by Dick Page at Statement 
Artists; manicure by Michelle Saunders for Essie at Forward Artists. Set 
design by Nicholas Des Jardins at Streeters. Lighting Design by Christopher Bisagni for Christopher Bisagni Studio; Retouching by two three two; Produced by Connect The Dots; Digital Technician: Jarrod Turner; Photography Assistants: Tim Mahoney, Alex Gay, Andrew Tonkery, Jared Fix; Fashion Assistants: Allia Alliata, Sam Walker, Nadia Beeman; Tailor: Lydia Jakubowski; Producer: Wes Olson; Production Coordinator: Kaitlyn Fong; Production Assistants: Ben Kilpatrick, Nikki Patrlja, Cedric Adajar; Special Thanks to Ian Cooper, Monkeypaw Productions, Heirloom LA, Quixote, Samys, Milk LA
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