Happy Feet
1
“It’s like an instant air conditioner for the legs and feet.”
2
“Douse a cotton pad with this and adhere it to any rough spot with plastic wrap, then wait for 10 minutes or so while it disintegrates dead skin, which you just slough away.”
3
“Once the Ciate does its work, go to town on any perfidious callouses with this wonder wand.”
4
“Rub this on your heels and any other rough spots before bed; be pleasantly surprised in the morning; repeat.”
5
“Why settle for standard medical-grade clippers when there’s this bright-pink set with soft-touch handles to make everything easier?”
6
“Bare feet can sweat in shoes—and that’s putting it nicely. Do both yourself and your shoes a favor.”
7
“Apply this cooling, soothing, smoothing (and damn fine-smelling!) mask on your feet or your hands for five minutes, then rinse off. If your feet could talk, they’d thank you—then they’d ask you to please go easy on the stilettos.”
8
“My massage therapist, of all people, told me about these. Wimpy adhesive strips these are not: shoes can rub against them all they want, but they won’t come off until you take them off.”
