How to Instagram Like Kim Kardashian
Today is Kim Kardashian’s 35th birthday, and after all these years spent perfecting the selfie and breaking the Internet, we have a lot to learn from the Queen of Instagram. Yes, even Taylor Swift can take notes. Here’s how to post like everyone is watching.
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Show that no one can steal your man. (When he’s napping.)
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Prove you’re the only person besides North West who can really make Kanye West smile.
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Take a stand against haters and embrace your pregnancy bod.
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Okay, really, really, embrace it.
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But it’s also fine to show how motherhood drives you a little nuts.
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Like, can I live?
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No one can say no to this face, though.
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Have zero shame about profiting from your followers.
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Or your natural, no makeup look.
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Be avant garde with your nude #tbts.
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When you’ve accomplished it all, join snapchat.
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